She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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