okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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