He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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