What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm determined to sit on that face.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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