all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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