On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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