So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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