its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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