The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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