By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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