Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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