It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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