we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
