Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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