look no pants
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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