Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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