Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have demons in me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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