Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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