so that wasnt chicken after all
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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