That's intense
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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