whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just found puke in my bra..
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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