would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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