it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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