I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
