Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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