So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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