I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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