yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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