It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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