my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Define "chronic" masturbator.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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