She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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