Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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