i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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