My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
