I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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