They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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