i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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