okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
