let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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