I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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