we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
They have beer where we have blood.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
