i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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