everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Semen is not good for contacts.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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