somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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