he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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