Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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