another moral hangover. fuck.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
that may or may not have been my penis.
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