So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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