YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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