everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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