Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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