What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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