Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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