it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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