i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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